So Here It Is

I often find that all the shit I do around This Fuckin' House is of interest to the people around me. Whether it's cookin' some tasty food, cleaning up some irritating shit, or just making my house tolerably aesthetic, people want to know how the hell I do it.

SO FINE! 
I'VE CAVED! 
Damned peer pressure.

Instead of clogging up my precious Facebook with these things, I've decided to start a blog. Most of you don't seem to mind that I don't sugar coat with professional Nancy language, or flowery descriptions on how I manage to do the amazing shit I do. If you're looking for a friendly, polite blog, this is not it.
You're fucking welcome!

Please, don't hesitate to let me know if there's something I can post about to make your life easier. I will most likely find a way to give a crap long enough to post it here for your lovely eyes to peruse at your leisure.

And without further ado, welcome to This Fuckin' House; a blog about all the things I do around here to keep life going. This blog is loaded with impatience, curse words, and is most certainly not suitable for your damn kids.