Kitty Kostume!

As Husband would say; it's Halloween every day in the Duet house.

This is mostly true because we are a couple of weirdos that live in a dark house with perpetual spiderwebs threatening our comfort levels because I'm lazy. Let's face it, getting webs off popcorn ceilings is more messy and frustrating than productive, which is why I will soon scourge my house of any trace of that God-awful bastard child from the 90's.

You can even ask the kids in the neighborhood. They will tell you all about how creepy/haunted Mrs. D's house is. But enough about my dilapidated ($5 word yo!) home, we're here to talk costumes!!

This year, I'm going predictable. I'm sure I've done it before, and I know I will do it again. I'm dressing up as a kitty. Not just any kitty, a big kitty.

This one right here.

Isn't it cute? I'm sure you're wondering, 

"Anna, that IS pretty revealing, and you do have pretty major cleavage. You're a married woman now, not that objectified bar-hopper we once knew. How is this not too sesual?"

To that I say, at least I didn't buy this one.

Go-go Dancer Kitty!

Plus, with the one I chose I could easily change they way it's worn to be more or less sessy.

I'm pretty sure with my knee injury I will be on candy duty this year, so instead of fishnets and what my aunt has dubbed "fuck me heels", I'll be rocking leggings and flats so as not to scare the children with my ghostly white thunder-thighs.

Regardless, I'm pretty excited, since being a kitty of any sort is what I do, ever so well.