Day Five: Get in My Belly!

I drove, and drove, and drove.

Then I was hungry.

• Value size fries
• Value size chili
• Bacon cheeseburger
• Bacon cheeseburger
• Baked potato
• Bacon cheese baked potato

My fat ass took all that in. I dipped everything in their chili. I was so many happy.

After that I laughed at myself and jiggled my belly in the skeevy mirror behind the bed.

It was a nice, uneventful day.