Just don't.
It's a waste of time and effort, and hugely disrespectful.
The closest I come to lying is "big fishing" my stories, which admittedly is a horrible, horrible addiction. I have a hard time sticking to the basic events, especially if some verbal glitter will make the story funny.
I think thus far the tales I have shared here are 100% true, since most of my "big fish" tendencies come out at family gatherings, especially if I can get a sibling to help me jazz things up by corroborating.
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