The title is pretty self-explanatory.
I'm going to get all David Letterman in here,
with lists ranging from silly to interesting to informative.
I've got a few in mind, but this is another weekly open to requests in the comments.
This week's virgin voyage is
Top Ten Euphemisms for Losing Virginity
10) Changed Each Other's Oil
9) Stealing Virtue (Thanks Stephanie Meyer)
8) Deflowered
7) Went Honeymooning
6) Became a Prom Statistic
5) Peter at Your Cervix
4) Popping Your Cherry
3) Moving out of Palmdale
2) Swiped the V-Card
1) Performing the Hymen Maneuver
I came across most of these while stumbling through the internet,
and #1 had me falling out of my chair.
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