Whatcha Thinkin' 'Bout? Oh, Just Boobs

This week's submission...

"Are your boobs real?"
"Have your boobs always been that big?"
 "Why are your boobs so big?"

 I get it. I have really big, nice looking knockers.
I guess I should be flattered everyone likes them so much?

To answer the questions,

Yes, they are 100% real, organic, Anna meat, 

and they've always been huge, since the day the boob fairy blessed me with them.

Why are they big?

Probably because I like to eat a lot and get chubby,

and genetics are just funny like that.

 They are a blessing and a curse,
as they frequently invite attention just by merely existing.
Luckily my childish behavior deters any serious
problems with onlookers and wouldbe molesters.

 They even had a special appearance in my wedding party!

 I've mostly learned to love and accept them,
since the only caveat now is how expensive proper bras are.

Got a burning question?
(Or a burning anything.)
Leave an anonymous comment below,
or declare your curiosity proudly!
Only you can determine how well this day goes.