Dem Calories Tho

I seriously need to get away from Vine. It is starting to rub off on me like that sleezy guy on the bus who stands just a little too close. 

So today I am supposed to be discussing the one thing I would change about myself, but let's face it, I'm fucking awesome just the way I am. Humble, too. 

Instead of changing one thing in just little old me, I would change the law of physics that says delicious things are always high calorie and thus bad for our figures. 

Can I get an amen?!?

My God, would I love to be able to eat whatever deliciousness in front of me without paying for it on the scale later. 

I'm not just talking desserts and junk food, I mean like food that's okay in moderation, but not all the time. I finally tried crawfish étouffée and immediately fell in love. It's not the worst choice out there, but after two weeks of McDonalds and lots of other comfort foods (think every part of Mexican food that's mostly fat) the étouffée was just not doing me favors. 

Of course once I get on an "omg so tasty" kick, I pretty much become the unstoppable force that could be the poster woman for the path to obesity. I really, really love to eat. So with this extra five pounds of guilt to lug around, I can only dream of a world in which delicious does not have to be so calorie dense...